These stupid things pop up every so often. Some idiot at a con or at a college or on the Internet - which seems to breed this shit - says, "Hey, I know! Let's make sexual assault into a flashmobby meme thing! It's so edgy!!!" (And yes, they use lots of exclamation marks when they talk.)
Today's stupid is brought to you Sam Bukkak...er Bogucki who is - surprise - single according to his Facebook profile. (Don't shove, ladies!) Little Sam has decided that what the world needs is an excuse to grab women's boobs.
I know! See how edgy he is? (Hey, you hispter girl. No shoving!)
Anyway, Same has declared that from noon on September 14 to noon on September 15 it is National Boob Grab Day.
Oh, he's original, too. Because, that name!
Well, Sam got me to thinking. See, the only people getting their bits handled on that day are the women, and that's just not fair. We KNOW how much boys love having their bits handled. So I thought and I thought and I came up with my event:
If a Guy Grabs Your Boob, Kick Him In the Crotch Day!
Here's our Facebook page, please share the link with your friends. If a Guy Grabs Your Boob, Kick Him In the Crotch Day!
Bonus from the department of you can't make this shit up, here's Sam's favorite quote, also from his Facebook page:
"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."— Samuel Johnson
hat tip to The Undomestic, whose tweet alerted me to this.
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