BlogHer Convention Week - a song with apologies to Tom Lehrer

I am a huge Tom Lehrer fan. After watching today go by on twitter, what with the 'who is a real writer' kerfluffle and all, I had this refrain in my head. Obnoxious earwormy thing. As far as I know, the only way to get rid of those things is to share. So share I am...

BlogHer Convention Week

with apologies to Tom Lehrer

Oh, the Sparkly folks hate the Mighty folks
And the Mighty folks hate the Sparkly folks
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule

But during BlogHer Convention Week
BlogHer Convention Week
The Blogess and the dooce
Are dancing cheek to cheek
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise
As long as you don't let 'em in your school

Oh, the marketers hate the purists
And the purists hate the marketers
All of my folks hate all of your folks
It's American as apple pie

But during BlogHer Convention Week
BlogHer Convention Week
Breastfeeders love the Nestle
'Cause it's very chic
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand
You can tolerate him if you try

Oh, the homeschoolers hate the publicschools
And the pubicschoolers hate the homeschools
And the infertile hate the breeders
And everybody hates Anna Viele!

But during BlogHer Convention Week
BlogHer Convention Week
It's National Everyone-Smile-At-
One-Another-hood Week
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you
It's only for a week, so have no fear
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!